Never Gonna Do That
Episodes
36 episodes
Suzie Sounds Off: Space Wine & Sanitizer
Co-Hosts, Garrett and Sara, kick off a new NGDT series called “Susie Sounds Off,” where they talk to special guest, Mama Sue, about whatever is on her mind at the moment. Today, it’s wine sent into space and taste-testing hand sanitizers of ...
The Bossa Nova Strangler
Lead investigators, Garrett and Sara, welcome special guest, Jessica, an esteemed criminal profiler who will help shine a light into the darkest corners of the most depraved minds. Have you ever danced with the Devil? Listen in as the NGDT c...
All About That Spy Life
Secret Agents Garrett, Sara, and Rodger lead a delicate undercover operation full of international espionage where danger lurks around every corner and nothing is what it seems. There’s no telling when you might discover a mole in your midst...
KEVIN!!
Work through your rage with the gang during this week's Christmas conversation about KEVIN!!! That’s right...It’s 2020 kids, and the beloved Home Aloner is all grown up and out for blood! Follow us on social media for epi...
An (insert adjective) Country Christmas
Co-Hosts Garrett and Sara unwrap the sugary tummy ache that is the "Hallmark-ish" holiday movie with the help of return guest, Lisa. From princes and bakers to dreamy hometown hunks and merry mishaps, this episode is a Christmas confection u...
Twas the Night After Christmas
Co-Hosts, Garrett and Sara, continue celebrating Never Gonna Do That’s first Christmas season with a collaborative performance of Twas the Night After Christmas; the somewhat obscure sequel to the more popular, Twas the Night Before Ch...
Twas the Night Before Christmas
For Never Gonna Do That’s first Christmas, we wanted to do something special. Tonight, Garrett treats us to a traditional reading of the beloved poem: "A Visit From St. Nicholas" more commonly known as "Twas The Night Before Christmas," writ...
Mr. Belvedere's Magical Mystery
Co-Hosts Garrett and Sara jump into the wacky world of animation with NGDT special guest, Mario. Grab a bowl of your favorite cereal and kick back on the couch as they touch on cartoon classics from the last 50 years and then dream up some o...
Giving T.Hanks
Garrett and Sara talk turkey and give "hanks" in this holiday celebration of Tom that is stuffed to the brim with imagined adventures big and small.Follow us on social media for episode artwork, watchlists, creative prompts, and more...
Frankie Does the Twist
Garrett, Sara, and return guest Rodger, conclude last week's conversation with musings on the hellish horrors of Hollywood and monsters making a comeback.Follow us on social media for episode artwork, watchlists, creative prompts, an...
Sondheim & Sandwiches
Garrett, Sara, and return guest Rodger, accidentally create a role-playing game for theatre kids that combines slinging sammies and big dreams of the stage with a healthy helping of reality. This "mini-sode" ends on a cliffhange...
She's Got STEM!
Sara and special guest, CC, unite their girl power for a juicy conversation on everything from cosmetics and science projects to what happens in the locker room, witchcraft...and even visits from a certain someone in red. Oh, and Garrett is her...
Terror Technical Institute
NGDT welcomes special guest, Noel. This learned lady definitely knows how to keep a discussion lively and a body fresh. Together, we’re exploring what makes us afraid---from unyielding murder machines to unnamed things that go bump in the night...
The Halloween Machine
Co-Hosts, Garrett and Sara, are accompanied this week by special guest, Tara---a mad scientist of international regard who aims to research the limits of the human mind. Their chilling conversation explores everything from cannibal cookouts and...
Love and Monsters
Join co-hosts, Garrett and Sara, as they welcome their monster-oggling guest, Archie, for the wildly romantic kick-off to Season Two! Whether it be contemplating mummy seduction, conjuring up gravity monsters, or engaging in a secret try...
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The Council Of The Cages
Join Sara, her co-guide, Garrett, and guest traveller, Rodger, as they embark on an untethered dive into new realities, alternate timelines, and unchecked lunacy. No matter what dimensional door they step through, they eventually find themselve...
Reefer Rebellion
Join the reefer rebellion with Jolt soda wizard man, Garrett, his co-host, Sara Smile, and NGDT's first-ever guest brainstormer, Lisa Lovely. This episode is perfect for potheads, magic mushroom munchers, and everyone else too! ...
Putting the FUN In Funeral
Do you want the biggest party of your life to happen after it's all ended? This episode is for YOU! Get blotto gellato with the craziest and absolutely hottest bodies that have gone cold. Snatch your free pass and ditch those expectations. I...
Office Court
You are about to enter the podcast of never gonna do that. The people are dumb. The jokes are dumb. The rulings ARE we will never do that. This is Sara's take on Human Resources---reminding us that if you’re ever involved in a dispute with anot...
High Five Guy
Was there ever a moment when you questioned why we’re all here? Have you ever felt like you’re missing out on what matters? Do you know deep inside that you have something special to share? In today's podcast, you will find the answers to these...
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Unconventional Conventions
In this episode, Sara and Garrett explore the world of annual conferences, professional development and networking experiences, and exhibit hall attractions....only it's for associations they dream up in their demented brain boxes. Listen...
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The VilIain Diaries
In this week's episode, we continue to uncover the latest and greatest scandals of the super wealthy, the super human, and the SUPER EVIL. First, Garrett will unleash an uncensored exclusive on the illustrious and e...
Crock of Dopplebock
Join us for double the pleasure and double the fun as we ponder the mystery of doppelgangers this week, asking...are they good, evil, or just bored and a little ambivalent? From double lives to double takes, this spooky story about unintended t...
The Quaid Files
Attention all you bitchin’ banshees and gossip-hungry ghouls! It's time for our plucky team of investigators and demonologists to sniff out some stories and then dispose of the evidence before wind of it hits Page Six. Today, Garre...
Conspiracy of the Super Ordinary
Have you ever wondered what it would feel like to be so normal you make people sick? Get this question answered and more. Because today, Sara talks super powers, soap operas, and secret identities. Then wraps the show with exposing the seedy un...
